What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
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