What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer