Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
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