What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
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