Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
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