What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
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