What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
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