What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
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