Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer