What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
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