What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
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