What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
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