What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
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