What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
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