Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
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