What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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