Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
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