What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
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