What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.