What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
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