What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
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