What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
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