Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.