What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!