What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
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