Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
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