One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.