My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
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