Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
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