After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!