What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.