Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
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