Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
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