Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
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