What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
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