What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
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