What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
I like you, you croc my world.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.