What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.