If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
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