It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
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