What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
I like you, you croc my world.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Some people like to play croc-quet.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
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