What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
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