If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
I like you, you croc my world.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
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