If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
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