What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
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