What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
I like you, you croc my world.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
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