A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
I like you, you croc my world.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
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