What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
I like you, you croc my world.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
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