What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
I like you, you croc my world.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
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