Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
I like you, you croc my world.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
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