What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
I like you, you croc my world.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
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