What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
Some people like to play croc-quet.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
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