What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
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