What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.