You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"