The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
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