You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
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