Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
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