What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
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