Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
Because he never lost his bearings.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Seal.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.
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