What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.
How does a bear get from one place to another?
On a bear-o-plane.
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
Because he never lost his bearings.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
Yoga Bear.
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Seal.
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