I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
Yoga Bear.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
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