What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
How does a bear get from one place to another?
On a bear-o-plane.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
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