Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
Because he never lost his bearings.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
If I ever find out the name of the surgeon who messed up my limb transplant, I’ll kill him…
With my bear hands.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
How does a bear get from one place to another?
On a bear-o-plane.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
Yoga Bear.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Seal.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
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