What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
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