What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
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