Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
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