Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
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