Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
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