Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
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