What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
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