Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
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