Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Where do Egyptians seal away their drugs?
In a narcophagus.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What do polite whales always say?
You’re whale-come.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with athlete’s foot.
Why was the dog chasing his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
Carrion.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
My dog hates the rain.
He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?
The alpacalypse.
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
“No spit, Sherlock.”
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
When does a sloth go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
Two snakes parted.
The first one said, “Fangs for the memories”.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant?
Chick Fillet.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
How do you catch a rich squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a cashew.
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