What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
What do married snakes have on their bath towels?
Hiss and Hers.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
On one bright Sunday morning, one long lost wolf finally met his longtime classmate. “So, Howl’s it goin’!”
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Why did the dog walk in to the saloon?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What’s black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
Why did they take Polly away?
He went crackers!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What did one python say to the other before they made a deal?
Let’s “snake” on it.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
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