Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
What did the snake give to his wife?
A goodnight hiss.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
Because they had a crush on each other.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What’s a llama’s favorite drink?
Llamanade.
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
The next round the wolf showed up at the butchery, he was arrested. This is because he was being tracked by the police for chop lifting.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A Croaker Spaniel.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
How do you offer a camel tea?
"One hump or two?"
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
"Dad, what's it called if I like both boys and girls," the buffalo said.
"I believe would be a bi-son," his father replied.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pup-peroni.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
How do you know when your dog is lazy?
When it chases parked cars.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
What was the puppy's costume for Halloween?
The Big Bad Woof.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
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