What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What do you get when you cross a sloth and a Scottish rock band? Slow Patrol.
Why was the skeleton afraid of the dog?
Because dogs love bones.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.
It was toucan fusing.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What did the dolphin do to the woman who was rude to it?
Flipper off!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What do you call a panda who’s lost his dinner?
Bamboozled.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
What did the bear say when he got a joke? He just bear-ly had a chuckle!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python."
"Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know."
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
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