What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What do you call a dog from the Wild West?
Clint Eastwoof.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
If you were in the jungle and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Where is the best place to get camel milk?
Straight from the Dromedairy.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?
No, but toucan.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
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