What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
What do you call a otter that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.
What sound do 8 sheep make?
Octo-bah.
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
If a crab worked in a pizza parlor, which station would it work?
The crust station.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Why was the mother rattlesnake sad?
The time had come for her children to strike out on their own.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you call a food stamp inside of a burrito? An otter fortune cookie
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
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