What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology.
It really bugs me that it isn't.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
‘I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!’
What kind of dog keeps everything they own?
A hoarder collie.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What separates humans from dolphins?
The surface of the water.
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?
A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.
Once I told a joke about mosquitos...
It was malarious.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
2 flies are playing soccer on a plate.
One says to the other "you'd better pick up your game Louie, we're playing in the cup tomorrow".
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
My dog needed date ideas.
I told him to whine and dine her.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What kind of eels can travel on land?
Wheels.
How do you know when a crab's drunk?
When it starts walking straight
What's the difference between an otter and a navy aircrewman?
At least the otter knows he's not a seal.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
What kind of dog sniffs out flowers?
A bud hound.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
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