What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What do you call a funny snake?
Hissssssterical.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Where does a camel go after he's eaten his main course? He walks straight to the desert trolley.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Dolphins don't have accidents.
They do everything on porpoise.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What is a mosquitos worst fear?
The S.W.A.T Team.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
What style of classical music do sheep most enjoy?
Baa-roque
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
What do you call a large dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
My dog takes so long to get ready. He can never chews what to wear.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
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