Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
TIL that, on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What is a snake’s favorite dance?
The Mamba.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
When you cross a camel with a cow, you will end up with a lumpy milkshake.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
A palindromedary!
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Where did the dog leave her car?
In the barking lot.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Dog to Waiter: Are there any bones in this?
Waiter to Dog: Yes sir, why’s that?
Dog to Waiter: Because I really dig them!
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
An army of werewolves is known as a Fur-eign Legion.
Why are Dalmatians so bad at hiding?
Because they are always spotted.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
He was consumed by pride.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him 'Shaved Khan.'
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
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