What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle? Yes he's a rabid fan.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
Quackers
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
He was consumed by pride.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What happens when you cross an Australian dog and a Beatle?
Dingo Starr.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant?
Chick Fillet.
Why did the snowman name his dog ‘Frost’?
Because ‘Frost’ bites.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
How do you draw flies?
With a pencil!
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
I've just got a new job as a nursery rhyme cow.
I'm over the moon.
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
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