What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What did the Mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?
Out of the way, I’m about to Puma pants!
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?
Two dogs barking outside your window.
Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
It was pandamonium out there!
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
Long time no sea.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
I like you, you croc my world.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What did the queen bee say to the naughty bee? Beehive yourself.
What do you call a camel without humps?
Humphrey.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
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