Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
I like you, you croc my world.
When is the best time to paint a dog?
When they're asleep.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.
It was toucan fusing.
What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?
A little otter...
What’s black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda.
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
I don’t know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it’s been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffalos have three parents.
One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffalos.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
What’s a spiders favorite barbecue food?
Corn on the cobweb.
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Whale, whale, whale…
If it isn’t a pod.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?
Because they work below C-Level!
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
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