What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
A feather boa.
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
What do you call an ant who joins the army?
Milit-ant.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What do polite whales always say?
You’re whale-come.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
When doing laundry, the mother wolf accidentally fell into the washing machine. It became a wash and wearwolf.
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
I've just got a new job as a nursery rhyme cow.
I'm over the moon.
What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
It won’t be long now.
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
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