Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
I was driving through the safari park when my sat nav said “bear left”. It was clearly a zebra.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
Have you watched werewolves taking lunch, you will be amused, they literally wolf it down!
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What do you call a fight between squirrels?
A squarrel
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What did the first century Christian say about the lion that killed his wife?
I'm Gladiator.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Why can’t you breed a eel with and eagle?
It’s Eeleagle.
When you cross a sheep and a wolf, you will end up with a new sheep, you can’t make such a costly mistake with wolves.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
Quackers
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A FSH.
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
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