What happened when the dog ate a firefly?
He smiled with de-light
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
The favourite day of the week for wolves is moonday.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
What did the duck eat for snack?
Salted Quackers.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
Wife: would you get me those two cans from the top shelf?
Me: I don't see any toucans in here.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
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