How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
How do you measure the circumference of a Sheep?
Shepherds Pie
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
He was consumed by pride.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
Why didn’t the lobster and crab share their lunch with an octopus?
Because they are too shellfish.
Why don’t giraffes do drugs?
Because they’re naturally high.
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer.
When a lion takes a lioness from another lion, he kills and eats any cubs she has. You'd think he'd be ashamed of himself.
But apparently he just swallows his pride.
What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
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