When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What’s a shark favorite substance?
Reefer.
What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What kind of eels can travel on land?
Wheels.
Why does the dolphin kingdom never go to war?
Because it would defeat the porpoise.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
Now wait just a doggone minute.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
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