Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?
To stay away from the nuts on the ground.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I once had a conversation with a dolphin.
We just clicked.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
A wolfswagon rabbit is by far the best car you can gift a wolf.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you call a kids book about otters? Harry Otter.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.
Whatever floats your goat.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
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