A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.
How can a camel walk the desert without getting hungry? Because of all the sandwhiches there.
What do you call a bee you can't understand? A mumble bee.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
A dipllama.
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do you call a clever ant?
Brilli-ant.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
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