What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What is a snake’s favorite dance?
The Mamba.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
My wife and I have been having trouble communicating. We decided to take a walk when we passed a farm. She said "awww, babe look at the sheep."
"No, ewe." I said.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What’s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda who’s stuck in a lift.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
What kind of aquatic animal thinks you did a good job?
The seal of approval.
What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw.
What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
A pet-ticoat.
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
The only things wolves have that no other animal on the face of the earth has are wolf cubs.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Bacon and legs.
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Did you hear about the panda that had a slight stutter?
Seems it’s a story that bears repeating.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What do you call a cold dog?
A pup-sicle. Better steer clear, especially if he’s fur-ocious… don’t want him to give you frost-bite.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
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