How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Once I told a joke about mosquitos...
It was malarious.
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes!
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
One day I saw a squirrel burying lotto tickets under a large bush, so I asked him what he was doing.
He told me he was hedging his bets.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
A wolfswagon rabbit is by far the best car you can gift a wolf.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
Wolves love taking woofles for breakfast, they are sweet and amazing.
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What do you call a militia of pigeons?
A coo.
What do polite whales always say?
You’re whale-come.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
How does a baby beetle get around?
In a buggy.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What happened when the two giraffes had a race?
It was neck and neck.
What's the difference between and Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your face in a Buffalo.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
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