Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Why can’t you breed a eel with and eagle?
It’s Eeleagle.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Why is it a bad idea to get in a fight with a monkey?
Because they use gorilla warfare.
My dog wants to be a tradesman.
I think he wants to be a woof-er.
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What does a panda use to cook his pancakes?
A pan duhhhh!
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What is a dog’s favorite brand of whiskey?
Jack Spaniels.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
I started dating a girl I really like. She's really into bees.
I think she's a keeper
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
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