Why couldn’t the clownfish buy a house?
The fish could not buy a house because he didn’t have an-e-mon-e!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
My lobster's name is:
Claude
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
After his teeth were cleaned, the werewolf ate the dentist.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Overheard on a bus... What do you call a social hermit crab?
Just a crab.
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What did the dog say to its fleas?
Stop bugging me
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