How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What did the banana do when he saw the monkey?
The banana split.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What did one python say to the other before they made a deal?
Let’s “snake” on it.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What do you call an electrically charged seal?
A seal ion.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Of all the best pieces of wolf advice, this is my favorite, “stand fur what you believe”
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Why can't you trust zebras?
Because they're convicted horse felons.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Can birds sell cereal to children?
I don't know if one can, but toucan.
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