Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job? He would only do the BEAR minimum.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
Wolves love shopping and they can literally die for. However, none of them loves the flea market for obvious reasons!
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
There was a weird Crab
Whenever he used to walk, his claws used to make a ta-ta-ta-ta sound.
What do married snakes have on their bath towels?
Hiss and Hers.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What breed of dog will laugh at any joke?
A Chi-ha-ha
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What is a dog’s favorite movie series?
Fifty shades of Greyhound.
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
A crab didn't help his friend,
he's shellfish.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What did the squirrel say to its baby before it had to leave?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Sheep jokes are bad.
Really baaaaaaa-d.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Why was the mosquito sad on christmas?
It was a bah hum bug.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
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