If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang letters.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
An otter and an otter are in a car, who's driving? Animal Control
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Garbage truck
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
Ant-elope.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
Why does the dolphin kingdom never go to war?
Because it would defeat the porpoise.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda that’s fallen in cement.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
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