A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools!
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
On one bright Sunday morning, one long lost wolf finally met his longtime classmate. “So, Howl’s it goin’!”
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
If I ever find out the name of the surgeon who messed up my limb transplant, I’ll kill him…
With my bear hands.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Why did the dog walk in to the saloon?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw
What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
Why don’t snakes drink coffee?
Because it makes them viperactive.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What does Harry Potter use when sealing packages?
His Parceltongue.
Where did the dog leave her car?
In the barking lot.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
He’s not a bad dog.
He’s just a little ruff around the edges.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
All seals live at the same elevation
Seal level.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What did the Mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?
Out of the way, I’m about to Puma pants!
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What kind of dog loves bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
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