What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
Just a buffalo laying down, bisoness as usual.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
A chap sees a zebra sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The zebra says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
What is a dog’s favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
A mosquito asks for a date: "I'd like to take you out to suck blood on someones leg"
She says "I don't know, I feel like I'm going out on a limb here."
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why can't you trust zebras?
Because they're convicted horse felons.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What do you call a fly with no Wings?
A walk.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What do you call a sloth that barely moves a muscle? A slow-off (show off).
What does Spider-man become when he joins the circus?
an aracnobat.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What's the difference between a sniper with Parkinson's Disease and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can't hit...
What is a dog’s favorite coordinates?
K9.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
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