What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.
What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
What do you call an animal you keep in your car?
A Carpet
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What is a lion’s favourite cheese?
Roarquefort
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
That was ruff.
Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"
Me: "No... They're made of buff."
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
I went to the zoo today....
only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.
It was otter chaos.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Llamageddon.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A Croaker Spaniel.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Rabbits are trying to eat away my old Toyota!
Mechanic said it could be car rot.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
How do crabs evade taxes?
They set up shell corporations.
What do you call a quiet sheep?
A shhhhhhh-eep.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why don’t dolphins have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What kind of whale can fly?
A Pilot whale.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
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